Me gonna steal ur girlfriend

How to woo a committed Girl!

There are a few things you have to understand and do:
- You have occupy a position of a good friend. But that is not easy with his boyfriend constantly knowing about your every step. So to engage her boyfriend, you have to find somebody as bait or a story that would make some other guy a target for him.



Reason: If you do this, his focus won’t be you, but some other guy.
- When you do this, you have to make her forget that you loved her or have feelings for her. Be a diplomat, nothing is even achieved by being righteous except the respect of other people who’d read about you 100 years later (I am going off topic). You have to occupy another space which is of her girlfriend. Yes, you have to be her girlfriend. Now, what is the most common thing in every couple? They fight! What is the most common thing about every man? He will make mistakes and upset her. You have to be there with her every time they fight because he has made a mistake.
- You are not her friend so you can patch them up, but what you have to always do is magnify his flaws- very slowly. You have a discussion, about everything she doesn’t like about him; you have more discussions about any insecurity in her mind.
Reason: By doing this you are not turning her against him, but making all these negative things so big, so that whenever they talk, all she does is notice them.
- When you are this close, her boyfriend will fight about your relationship which will indirectly change the status of both of you. It won’t be you or her, but he who will help both of you to be a couple. He will fight and tell her not to talk to you, but as she is so close to you now, she’d tell him that you are a good friend and he needs to trust her; they will engage into a fight during which all the things that you have spoken to her in detail (his flaws) will spill out of her mouth; yes, she is a woman, she won’t be able to control. And therefore, that would be the end of it- their relationship.

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What does she really mean by these words?


"I need my space"


Chapter III





Reason: 

To be in a relationship with such a girl is a complicated thing, as they demand a perfect understanding of their problems and a guy they don't want just because he is a perfectly good object to show off. It won’t matter if a guy does very cute stuff or looks like a Greek God or loves her like a mythical hero; she would any-day prefer a normal average looking guy who can just tell her about her problems when she hasn't even revealed them, or could figure out what she is feeling inside or what she's thinking about.
Now, when they haven't met such a guy and are in a relationship; such type of girls demands their space.

The second type, it is pretty obvious that they don't enter into the relationship because of the guys' brains; either (mostly) he is very good-looking or it is out of some non-understandable reason like 'he loved her very much so she couldn't say no', or 'they were very good friends and he forced her into this', and so on.

The thing about majority of girls is that they do take relationships seriously, and hence, compromising becomes a routine and overlooking flaws a habit. She would constantly have problems over his behavior and believe me she will talk about them with her friends, but never with him. She gives herself reasons like he loves me so much. In this case, a girl never uses this statement in front of her boyfriend, but frequently uses it in front of her friends, and most observantly, in front of a selected group of people she considers as smart, and opens herself to. 
Note: It's very simple to join that group of people in her eyes. All you have to do is: 
- Always listen to her, without giving any expression except of curious understanding, as if you are minutely studying something.
- Push deeper into her thoughts (another way of saying: invading into her privacy just by asking more questions picked out from her own sentences, so that it seems like it's a part of a conversation initiated by her only)
They say "I need my space", whenever their relationship with their boyfriends go anywhere away from being two lovable teddy-bears i.e. whenever:
- He reminds her that he is dumb.
- She meets a smart guy, and the comparison makes her realize that he's dumb.
- She reads in some story or novel about some character that pretty much reminds her of the image of an ideal man. 
- He tries to control her life.
In this case, the girl literally becomes self-assured and would never reveal that she has even the slightest of wants or needs to have a man in her life that is capable of telling her what is right or wrong, or correct her decisions, or guide her in any way.





What does she really mean by these words IV

Chapter IV

The third type may be divided into two more subdivisions. The first in this subdivision is the snobbish, arrogant, stubborn, self-obsessed type, generally. This type majorly includes highly pampered girls who have been treated like princesses all their lives. And because of their lavish and materialistic lifestyle, they form conclusions regarding life which are immature, childish, fairy-tale like, and self centered. Why are they overly bold and confident, and authoritative? It is because since childhood, they have mostly received acceptance and hardly been suppressed. And also because of this protection from the harsh truths of life, their fairy tale concepts almost
transform into something they maintain. Things that happen because of this: 

- They form a very materialistic lifestyle that is almost impossible to change.
- Money is never a factor for them; in fact, they are mostly driven into buying their lovers expensive gifts.
- They believe in love very strongly, quite akin to the fairy tales’ love depiction.
- They form their own notions and logics regarding matters of love and life; and often shower their wisdom over friends by advising them. They are highly emotional about their friends, and rebellious to their enemies.
When do they demand their space?

- Whenever the boyfriends have a problem with their materialistic lifestyle.
- Whenever the boyfriends have a problem with her friends.
- Whenever they have a problem with their logics/ attitude. 

Always remember: If you truly love her, then you don’t want to be wandering over these topics. If she hangs out with her friends late in the nights, it’s her lifestyle and friends. But if you are facing a similar problem, then please refer to the chapter 20^th century speech. That’s a permanent solution.
The second type in this subdivision is called pseudo- intellectuals. There are majority of girls in the pseudo-intellectual category who become cocky because they have read enough books, or watched many good movies, or score really high in their class, and so on. Their basic attitude is that they are unresponsive towards guidance. They have extracted meanings and views from different writers and books; and reading has given them a confidence and superiority over matters which need a thought. These types of girls are also bold, confident and authoritative by nature. Now, why do they demand space? 

- Whenever a guy tells them that their thoughts are wrong or borrowed.
- Whenever a guy argues over a thought, mocks them, or tries to change the definition of their much valued and held notions and precepts.