how to break up with a girl

Many a time, you soon enough realize that this relationship is a bad idea,some time u think " how to break up with a girl that loves you,how to break up with a girl that loves you,i don't love my girlfriend but she loves me,i dont love her anymore,"or this girl has turned out to be something you least expected, and you decide that you have to break-up immediately. But the breaking- up seems really impossible because you cannot just say it to her face. Here are all the ways in which you can cleverly break up with a girl without creating any scene:



1) I want to tell you a secret. I am Bi-sexual.
The timings of pulling this off doesn't really matter, but the way does. You have to be very serious with her, and not at all reveal at any second that you are lying. You tell her - "all this while I loved you like crazy and I want to be with you, but I had this one secret and I can't keep with myself anymore, and you deserve to know." You tell her that throughout the relationship you were also committed with a guy, and you stay with him on weekends. The point is, you tell her to accept your boyfriend and that you love them both.


2) Distance
If you don't meet a girl on regular basis and talk, things slow down at great degree. Tell her that you have to go to another city, for work/ studying/ make anything up. But this doesn't apply to everyone, because if you are in college/ workplace, and you have told her about it. But for those who haven't, just tell her you are out, and you can't pick her calls, or switch your phone off in the night and sleep. Remember: I am not telling you to actually go somewhere. You stay at your own place, but don't meet or talk.


3) You are going abroad.
The next thing? You just got into a University in South Bronx, west Minnesota (make anything up). You can even say Jungles of Amazon or the Lake of Loch. Don't say that we are breaking up, focus on - "we can still work this out. Long distance isn't that hard if we love each other, plus I'll come once in every year."


4) When you are kissing her, close your eyes, and say your ex-girlfriend's name.
Guaranteed 100 % break- up.


5) You can't forgive yourself, last night at a party you got drunk and made a mistake.
Infidelity always plays a genuine role in breaking up, but why can't you fake it? Tell her that you were at this wild party, you got drunk and had sex/ or kissed if kissing is that a big thing for your girl/ (add anything that will get you your freedom). And now you are telling her this as you can't lie to her




6) It's you, it's not me.
If you want to break-up, why do you have throw it on her face? A person never regrets something if he/she has let it out. So don't break-up with her, let her do it with you. Try to think how glorious she'd feel that she was the one who took the bold step - something that had to be done. The point is: there are no regrets. How do you do that?

- Commit mistakes
After a long relationship, or even short one, a guy well-enough knows the small thing she hates, dislikes, et cetera. All you need to do is do all them, figuratively. For example - If she hates when you don't pick her call, let it ring. Once she'll forgive you, twice, but thrice you'll face her wrath, and by god, anything is possible.
If she is against smoking, or is a vegetarian, you pick the cause. Just pick anything that irritates her beyond limits.
- Oppose her thoughts
Now it is very hard to find out if the girl really has ideologies or thoughts, but what I am talking about here could be anything religious to beliefs. For example- If she is a religious person, be opposed to religion (in just her eyes only), and get good points to have a debate about it. If she is an intellectual then you are in for a treat, because then you can many topics.


- Oppose her interests
Most of the girls like dancing, if you want to break-up, tell her to stop it. You can have very good reasons such as History of dancing involving pleasing the Emperors, and it isn't an equal art to Music, Painting or literature. Again, I am not asking you to believe all of this, but since you have to break up, you'll have to have absurd but good points about the argument that you are leading.


- Oppose her friends
This works every time, tell her that "I don't like this very friend of yours", or find a friend of hers who doesn't like you, then say to your girlfriend that you don't want her to be hanging around him/ her anymore (because he/she started it). Note: Try to find a guy-friend of hers to be in tussle with.
You'll start to have sides then, and she would do stuff from time to time that won't be acceptable, or lie to you because she doesn't want to be rude to her friend too. And there, break up!


7) Start forgetting stuff
It doesn't just start with her birthday, a relationship is like manual in which there are limitless guidelines you have to remember and follow. If you do that, she would think:
- You have lost interest in me
- You aren't serious about the relationship anymore.
and similar stuff
But you can always give a plain face, say -'It's nothing like that', 'I am sorry, baby', and continue being disinterested. .